Friday, September 7, 2007

A New First Lady of Opposite Gender

There were some people who were discussing what would they call a lady president's husband since the presidents of the United States have mostly been men. They used to call the wife of a president "First Lady". So what would they call the next president's husband? If the president is a lady.





But Hillary Clinton appears calm to face the terrorists.



But still, what would the people call her husband, Bill Clinton? A former president of the United States.





Huh???


And from then on..the people start chanting "Ah Biu" "Ah Biu" "Ah Biu" wherever he goes.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Leaked Questions

Recently there has been a big hoo-haa on UPSR's questions being leaked. Well it's not the first time questions are being leaked though. During my time of PMR and SPM, questions were also leaked. But how come government only take action this year?

Luckily during my time it wasn't that terrible. Otherwise i would've got worse results. Mostly were the tuition teachers who leaked the questions. And i think tuition centres aren't offering reasonable salaries to the teachers that's why they leaked the questions to get extra earnings.

So government, if you want to solve the case, go to the tuition centres first. Trust me.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

All The Best, Dr. M

Just want to take some time out to wish our former Prime Minister, Tun Dr. Mahathir, all the best as he goes through the coronary bypass operation.

This man is one of the great world leaders that i admire. Admire his vision and his ability to draw Malaysia into the world map.

With the chief doctor performing the operation (the same doctor that performed heart operation for my dad), i'm sure God will also grant him the wisdom to make this operation a success.

God bless you Dr. M and may you have a speedy recovery.

Friday, August 31, 2007

Malaysiaku

Malaysia has finally walked through half a century of independence journey. Just want to pay tribute to my motherland. Malaysia is considered one of the fastest growing nations in the world. Due to great leaders and great unity, despite the races, Malaysia has survived "on her own".

If you ask me whether i'm satisfied living in Malaysia, i have to say no. There are some things that i'm not happy with the nation, and i'm sure many people feel the same. But all in all, this is still my country and God has placed me here for a reason.

Look at the world today. Earthquakes, wars, riots, and divisions all happening in different parts of the world. But Malaysia is still safe and people are just great living together. These two elements are what other countries are searching for, yet here in Malaysia we have them. God has certainly blessed this nation, because His people pray.

My greatest hope is that Malaysia will continue to be safe and peaceful, free from violence and destructions, whether natural or man-made. And also hope that our government will rule diligently and wisely, not forsaking the greatest contributors of the country's economy. You know who i mean.

So Dear God, bless Malaysia.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Slapping Robbers

Kena robbed, somemore want to kena slap. What kind of robbery.

Robbers : Freeze! We don't want to hurt your life, we just want money.

Woman : *shakes in fear* oh...oh...ok take whatever you want. *tears flowing down*

Robbers : You have any jewellery?

Woman : There, in the drawer. Take all you want, don't kill me.

Robbers : *takes everything* haha,i'm rich babe!!

Woman : Sir, can you leave me some money please? I need to buy some food, very hungry leh. Just RM60 would do.

Robbers : Who in the world do you think i am? I'm here to take your money, not give you money!!


*SLAP SLAP SLAP* Ouch!

Friday, August 17, 2007

Sued For His Patriotism

This news has been going on for quite a while. Everyone is talking about it. Have you seen the video? I guess someone re-posted it on YouTube.

Now this guy, he is very creative. Gotta give him credits for his ability to sing as well. To be honest, i sort of agree what he said in the video. However, the way he expressed his thoughts was a little...foolish. Malaysia is a democratic country, and yes freedom is a part...a small part of what we practice. But to that extent of freedom of speech as practiced by our dear brother Wee was a little too much to take.

But his apology was accepted. Nonetheless our government will still take legal action against him. Let's see where this will lead us.

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Lesson in a Day

It's really amazing how God can change us, and what God can do in our lives. Sometimes even changing from someone you're not, into someone you are. Sometimes God changes you from not being good at one thing, and then helping you become good or learn something new in just one day.

I was given a task. I need to complete it in 2 days. Now i won't mention what's that, of course something to do with business. I was really hopeless and frustrated because i wasn't good at doing that.

Here comes the most important part: Forgetting that you're not good at doing something, and let God do it for you. Afterall, God is the best businessman in the world.

So the results of trusting God? I managed to complete that task in just one day!

Learnt a good experience.

Friday, August 3, 2007

What In the World....?

Tang Lai Meng, a former student of UTAR Bdr. Sg. Long, was found raped and murdered.

I just can't explain how sad and upset i was when i heard about this news. At the back of my mind i was thinking "What in the world is happening to this earth?".

To be honest, cruelty and wickedness are bound to happen, and they are bound to happen more in the future. I was reminded of the scripture when i was praying to God when i heard the news, of the increase of wickedness due to come.

Matthew 24:12, "Because of the increase of wickedness....". There's no way for the world to be a better place. God has indeed said all these things will happen. They will.

What kind of world are we living in? Wicked and more wicked. The only reason of all the evil happening in this world is because...JESUS IS COMING!!

Although i'm very clear of the reason of the increase of wickedness, yet in my heart i still feel saddened and upset of the evil that people are doing. There's no better way of concluding all these than to say.....


.......THIS WORLD NEEDS JESUS!!